cherishedcavies:

Nine day old Teddy Guinea Pig, wheeking up a storm. 😀 Turn up your volume for this little guy. He would hate for,you to miss his tuneful wheek. Lol.

phillip-bankss:

live and learn

fozzie:

i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week

misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

sosuperawesome:

Stained Glass Cape and Scarves

Costurero Real on Etsy

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cyberkillerxx:

youareanexperience:

lickkaballs:

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

@demeters-daughter

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

sonnet20:

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

waiting4codot:

pseudinymous:

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

Can also confirm, studied it in psych.

That’s a diagram of the somatosensory cortex inside your brain, and is basically (very crudely described) as the processing centre for your sense of touch. Notice that “toes” and “genitalia” are right next to each other.

grungusdollar:

I had an epiphany